10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright