10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury