10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow