10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Poker is for loners.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"