10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed