10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- It's Free To Fold...