10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.