10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth