10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- in the poker game of life women are the rake