10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury