10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.