10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.