10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz