10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Fook the floosh droo!
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.