10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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