10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.