10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer