10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Fold and live to fold again
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05