10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker