10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Welcome to kicker school
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth