10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson