10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is