10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike