10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs