10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers