10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers