10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.