10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Fook the floosh droo!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier