10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz