10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls