10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Poker is for loners.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.