10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Fook the floosh droo!
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright