10 Random Poker Quotes

I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
"I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05