10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm