10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Welcome to kicker school
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Fish don't eat Nutz!