10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls