10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22