10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986