10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers