10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier