10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz