10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker is for loners.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "No river, no fish."
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986