10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.