10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth