10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.