10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen