10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- It's Free To Fold...
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Fold and live to fold again
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.