10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!