10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "No river, no fish."
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Those eggs smell delicious!