10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike