10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.